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analog cigarette

The common traditional cigarette, a crude, old-fashioned nicotine delivery device, consisting of processed tobacco wrapped in a paper tube, from which smoke is inhaled after being lit.

So named to differentiate it from the more modern and less harmful electronic cigarette.

Dude, you're still smoking analog cigarettes? Get with the tech and vape, man!

by Saint Mike February 17, 2009

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Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.

Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!

by XKatXKitty December 6, 2010


analog troll

A person, usually of an older generation, who derives pleasure from trolling on non-online platforms, such as radio phone-ins and newspaper letter pages

My Dad was on the radio last night praising Hitler. He's such an analog troll.

by Chang And Eng November 6, 2017


Analog Cigarette

A retarded term used by those attempting to describe conventional cigarettes. These people are completely ignorant to what "analog" actually means.

After I quit analog cigarettes, I started smoking electronic cigarettes.

by stratsplooger November 17, 2011

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analog-retentive

People obsessed over the so-called superiority of analog formats over digital formats.

Yo! I sold all my classical music CDs to buy Vinyl LP records because they superior tonal quality and better fidelity.
Man, you're such an analog-retentive!

by ThierryG January 29, 2008

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Dueling Analogs

A webcomic created by Steve Napierski that ridicules games. There is no consecutive plotline, as the comics take place within the games universes. Repeating features include Games I'm Glad Were Never Made, Rejected Mega Man Villains, and What If.

Man, Dueling Analogs was so funny today!

by Ento October 16, 2007

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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.

"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."

by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015