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Me) Hey stranger, do you know what anime is?
Stranger)No?
Me)"Slaps stranger in face"
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Term used by janitors to call people who have pooped on urinals, floors, and in lockers.
The janitor called the class in a room and said, "Who pooped on a plate, and stuck it in the locker with a paper saying 'Suprise!!!!'. We are humans not animals!"
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A person who is :
1, very sexy
2, wild in bed
3, quite hairy and lives in the woods
1, ee hes an animal
2, oo u ANIMAL!!
3, help!!, the animals got me
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The best and worst thing that will ever happen to you, you may lose your abdominal muscles, friends, girlfriends and/or boyfriends and everyone you loved but its worth it just to see one more sadistic episode of Death Note.
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Multi-cellular living organism who can move (unlike plants), consume other organisms and who can respond to stimuli from its environnement and who sometimes is able to use tools and even computers.
Wrongly considered to be majorly different from humans, as in reality there is no real border between humans, since the history of humanity shows many species going from commonly-considered animals to the modern man, without any real break in the evolution that would show a border between animals and humans.
Animals are often considered less than what they really are (such as walking-food) and many humans feel insulted when recalled they are animals as indeed it should rather be animals who should feel insulted for being considered so much lower than humans.
Hmmmm...well if we're not supposed to eat the animals, then how come they are made out of meat? (now replace "animals" by "humans" and see how it keeps the same meaning)
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A style of Japanese animation that is very popular today, in America and France as well as Japan. Many people think of anime as 'cartoons' but the words have very different implications. Anime can be anything from kid's stuff like we have in America to deep plots far beyond anything a child could understand to porn. There's love stories, hate stories, everything you could find in live TV.
Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and Naruto are some very popular anime series out in America.
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When I write posts I guess I am completely animated..
I was working with a younger colleague during lunch… and suddenly he is on the floor laughing because of my facial expressions and hand gestures…. My response, I blushed and turned my back. He kept laughing
You want to see how animated I am?😍🥰
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