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Aniston Montague>>

She is the best girlfriend I could possibly ask for. I love her❤️

ANISTON MONTAGUE>>

by Aniston Motnague February 9, 2023


Aniston

They’re pretty fun to be around, but don’t trust or rely on them ever. They might ask you to hang out and get you high, just to leave you when they know you don’t have a ride knowing damn well your house is thirty minutes away, and both your parents are working and your brother has the car. Don’t hang out with them alone, or at least have a way to get home when they inevitably leave you for their cooler friends. Use them for their weed and I guess their nic if ur into that, but otherwise they’re useless. They’ll use you when they have no one else, but the second they get the chance, they’ll leave you and have no remorse

You: hey Aniston, why’d you leave me yesterday

Aniston: oh my friends wanted to hang out
You: oh. But weren’t we hanging out?
Aniston: uh I guess, but that was when they hadn’t asked me yet

by Origami endorphins June 3, 2022


Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston means the most beautiful woman

Jennifer Aniston is an American Actress best known for F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Just Go With It, We are The Millers, The Morning Show

Yeah she's pretty but is no Jennifer Aniston

by rio2002 November 23, 2021


Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

Noun.

When you seem to not age at all or even age backwards. Usually by way of plastic surgery.

Rebecca: Wow! You actually look younger than the last time I saw you!

Sheryl: Well, I did get diagnosed with Jennifer Aniston Syndrome

by HorseJerky1776 January 5, 2020