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When one pulls his foreskin over the tip of the penis and twist ties it shut, then jacks off till the foreskin is full of cum. Next step is to find an unexpecting person sitting on a bench,or chair or just in spray range, pull penis out and let the twist tie loose and explode the cum all over the face of the person.
I woke up one morning and decided to give my sister an explosive anteater for breakfast!
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Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.
I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.
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During erotic sex, the tounge of either partner curls into a tube-like position and is inserted into the partner's anus
hey joe, you hear that mary gave john a stinky anteater? yeah, i heard he shit in her mouth it felt so good.
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A pet anteater featured on a show on animal planet called "Pet star". His claim to fame is that he attempted to climb a ladder to reach the baby food at the top of it. Unfortunately his time in the spot light was cut short, when he made it to the top of the ladder, passing up the food. When I think of someone who has failed to complete a task I would call them an antony the anteater.
"You are an antony the anteater!"
(You are a loser!)
antony the anteater=failure
"You won't ride that roller coaster your an antony the anteater!"
antony the anteater=coward
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The act of getting your dick sucked from the back side.
"Last night my girlfriend was licking my asshole and she totally gave me an inverted anteater"
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a man or women who oraly pleases another womenusing the tounge, and lodging the tounge as far in the vagina as possible.
Dude timmy was a below the equator anteater some say he pleasured her for two hours.
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The worst animal to ever exist. The antichrist on earth. Fuck anteaters.
I fucking hate anteaters, with there stupid ahh noses and there sticky ahh 60cm long tongues. Like who the fuck needs 60cm of tounge? Greedy fucking anteaters taking all of the tongue for themselves. And they always look so happy, eating there stupid fucking ants, i could go to a 3 michelin star restaurant and still not be as happy as an anteater with its stupid fucking ants. I hope they go extinct real soon, the sight of an anteater makes me fucking sick.