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She's a girl that you never knew existed, but once you realize she's real every fiber of your being will scream at you to grab hold and never let go because you know that a girl like her doesn't walk into your life twice. She is what started the sayings "better put a ring on it" and "love you like I'm gonna lose you". She is the definition of perfection, and every single man she meets knows that. She is elusive, rare, and the hardest woman in the world to find, but when you do you'll know your entire life was worth it. April's are beautiful, seductive, cute, friendly, and extremely affectionate. They are sometimes referred to as the "pegasus" of the fairer sex, and rightfully so. April's are your dream girl, the very definition of it even. And if you think you have a different dream girl, you haven't dreamed big enough my friend. If you are lucky enough to have a real April for a girlfriend, then dear god man marry her before she's gone.
Mom, Dad, I finally met the one, and her name is April.
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An evil genius who always gets people with her well thought out tricks and evil plans.
I woke up bald this morning, there must be an April in town.
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One of the sexiest Women I’ve ever known most beautiful fun and cool and one of the best personalities the best at sex life doesn’t make sense but April makes sense her life has been really hard but she is an intelligent woman and gets through her life every day it’s fucking hard as hell almost impossible to hold back your dick getting hard in front of April she a freak and is about that life
Damn bro April is the sexiest
yeah she definitely climbs the charts On that one
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derived from a month, used by parents who lacked creativity at the time of their daughters arrival
'gee, i just gave birth, what month is it again?... April you say..'
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The month that we thought would end all, but April Fools! Now we get to look foreword to May... I will feel better if I see Jesus riding a dinosaur!
1. April should have been hell.
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April is a girl that is one of a kind an April will always say the things that are right or wrong straight up. She might not have the best relationship with her family but will always be there for them, An April always has 2 female cousin's one that she cherish's and one that she barely talks two. April is a girl with a big heart and will always forgive you no matter what. April has a habit to fall for the guys who's names start with "J" or "C" but most of the time she thinks there better off as friends or friends with benifits then never talks to them again so, if you meet an April don't ever let her go cause you will reget it.
Josh: Hey did you here about the new girl April she so freaking cool dude!!
The scariest month of the year for people who are gullible and insecure. Particularly because of the "April Fools" holiday jokes, where there are no holds barred.
During April fools, my friends convinced me that my girlfriend broke up with me. Gullible and insecure me fell for the joke. Eventually, they told me they were just kidding. Later that day, my girlfriend broke up with me.
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