Ur ard

Often people called mason and Sarosh think they are ard, it is basically when you think you are a road man and a funny geezer but actually your a gay homo.

Oi oi ur ard

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ard fucking yeesh

Ard fucking yeesh is a substitute for "hell yeah." The phrase "hell yeah" has become stale among America's youth as there needs to be a new phrase to add excitement to a fun night hanging out with one's pals. "Ard fucking yeesh" technically translates to "alright fucking yes," but it can be used in a variety of ways such as "yes," "fuck yeah," and "hell fucking yeah."

Adam: Wanna shotgun with me?
Matt: Ard Fucking yeesh

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Big ard pezza

someone who is massivly feard, has quite a large nose, and humungous feet.

Please big ard pezza, dont step on me

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Stella 'ard Bastard

A pseudonym for the lager Stella Artois. A lager that is popular with the non-landed gentry of the UK.

The combination of said gentlemen and this potent tipple is cause for concern for many local constabularies, ambulance services and battered wives.

Daz: Oi, Shazza where'd you get that black eye?

Sharon: Baz had was on the Stella 'Ard Bastard again last night.

Well Ard Pollard

A Thomas that’s hard
Second name Pollard
Not as hard as Big Ard Brad tho

Look it’s well ard pollard

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ard vark malark

A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull

What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!

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awkw-ard '06

1. n. the state of being awkward in the year 2006

2. v. to be in the position of feeling strangely out of place and all around idiotic

being at camp summit 2006....soooo awkw-ard '06....even this sentence right now that i'm writing is awkw-ard '06...hah love, melissa

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