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When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.
#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."
Car club based in the south west of England but have some members left from around the UK.
Have some decent looking Vauxhall's in there group attend the odd show meet around the UK.
Can normally be found at a meet wearing blue jumpers with a gigantic gas mask and sporting some form of ballistic brand clothing.
Person 1 hey nice car do you belong to a car club
Person 2 hey thanks man yeah I'm part of the Arden army
Person 1 oh so you like to be under the thumb told what to do and treated like a bitch then
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The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
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A law that provides presumption of death and permission for a spouse's remarriage after one has been inexplicably absent for a set period of years, usually seven.
Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.
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The Arden Theory is that no one named Arden actually looks like they’d be an Arden
Person 1: “oh look at this girl, Arden”
Person 2: “her name is Arden? She looks more like a Caitlyn to me…”
Person 1: “totally.”
Person 2: “see? Arden Theory.”
Someone who owns an Arden Blue Vauxhall Vxr
Look at that Arden head driving like a spastic
Arden Middle School has a combination of mostly white kids and ghetto kids. Although there are many try hards, this school is pretty fun. This school is the shit, and we have lots of dances and other fun nights.
Arden Middle School is the best middle school.