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where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick
When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse
I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.
The misconstrued pink pig hanging from the rear view mirror... described by an actual pig, as a pink armadillo. Further defined as piglet... or a man who needs more than one woman at a time.
He IS a Pink Armadillo... Enough Said!
After sex when the female falls asleep, shave her head bald and masterbate, ejaculating all over her bald head. Then shave off your pubic hair and stick it on her head with the man glue. Inspired by the great Cody Ward.
Janey seems awfully upset about that odd new haircut
thats no haircut! thats a dancin' armadillo!
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Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!
Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!
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This term describes those who are cool and awesome and do not make a big deal of it, like an armadillo hids from danger, armadillo swaggers hid from the big lights and just act awesome without broadcasting it.
"did you hear how Jimmy saved the cat?"
"no, he must have armadillo swag"
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A sexual act, where you butter or oil a floor, spin your woman around on the oiled or buttered floor while you and others repeatedly piss and shit on her for 5 minutes, after the 5 minutes, someone throws a brick at her, this curling her up in a ball
Guy: dude did you see Marsha this morning?
Friend: yea she was bruised up
Guy: yea we gave her a Filthy Armadillo
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