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When a girl is giving you a blowjob, and right before you cum, make a joke or say something funny and she laughs and the jizz comes out of her nose.
"Tonight, i'm going to pull an angry artic wolf on my girlfriend."
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When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.
I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.
The expression "carrying ice to the Arctic" is a metaphor that implies doing something unnecessary or redundant, much like trying to bring ice to a place where it is already abundant. It suggests that an action is pointless because the resources or elements involved are already present in excess. This phrase can be used to criticize efforts that are perceived as futile or to highlight inefficiency in a task.
My uncle Bob is always carrying ice to the artic.
Aka a white porch monkey, also known as a saltine cracker (a white person)
I'm pretty sure that artic monkey doesn't have food stamps.
Get that artic monkey off my lawn
Also known as white porch monkey(a white person)
"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"
Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls
Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same
Putting a Ice cube in your mouth while licking a anus....
I was tossing her salad with and ice cube in my mouth, it was like the artic circle down there...