Definition of Long Ass Day - noun - Having a very bad day that never seems to end
Or A very crappy day that just won't end.
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Taken or not be prepared to get your ass slapped or grabbed all Month of October!!π»
βYo I jus grabbed jasmines ass itβs national slap ass dayβ
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National post a fake ass friend day is where you post a friend who you know is fake, if participating youβre expected to post something on several social media platforms e.g. Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
βHey itβs national post a fake ass friend dayβ
βOh, I better post Ella thenβ
A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day
Smack ass day means to smack someone's ass really hard or grab it .basically you just hit someone's but.
It is time for you to smack ass day.
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On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!
Hey itβs national slap ass day!
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Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.
person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah <3
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