A lost city, just like my ball when some whore kicked me in the fucking goddamn fucking balls
Chad: Some hooker kicked me in the balls and now I can’t find one
Jack: It’s just like Atlantis
When your in the bath with your girl, and she puts her titties on your face, washes your hair, and jerks you off at the same time.
"If your girl doesn't take you to Atlantis, she's not the right one man.."
"Man, there's no better way to fix a shitty day than going to Atlantis."
When one ejaculates in a dolphins blow hole, and the dolphin proceeds to eject the cum and water back into one’s face
“I heard my friend Joey got an Atlantis special, I wonder how that felt