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When your in the bath with your girl, and she puts her titties on your face, washes your hair, and jerks you off at the same time.
"If your girl doesn't take you to Atlantis, she's not the right one man.."
"Man, there's no better way to fix a shitty day than going to Atlantis."
Project Atlantis is a Custom ROM founded by Bence Szabó also known as NotThatBlueX. Its main focus is to be as smooth as it can be on Android Devices and have minimalist but powerful customization.
- Hey! You use Project Atlantis?
- No, I still use MIUI. Why?
- Just switch. Trust me. Its better than MIUI.
When a man is sitting at a toilet and his balls touch the water.
I ran into the Marriott to use the bathroom, and I ended up with an Atlantis Tea Bag.
When one ejaculates in a dolphins blow hole, and the dolphin proceeds to eject the cum and water back into one’s face
“I heard my friend Joey got an Atlantis special, I wonder how that felt