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humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded
A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*
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There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.
Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.
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A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.
Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.
Atmosphere duck is a racist, derogatory, term for Canadian men. When said to Canadian men it is taken as seriously offensive. NEVER SAY THIS TO A CANADIAN MALE.
You atmosphere duck, probably just gonna go drink some fucking maple syrup or some shit.
Fart lover fart den Atmosphereic vetalation Aperture( or aVa on the street)
The neighbors boy is in really bad shape. Oh what happened?
Hes farthuffing.. And he was such a good kid
They found him with some kinda fart pipe.. A what?????!!!!!!
The police called it a atmosphereic ventilation aperture. I guess they use it to compress the fart, kinda like crack from cocaine.
You mean some one made a pipe compressor vaporizer.
Yes dear atmospheric ventilation aperture. the police said they call it aVa on the streets.
Dear God what's the world coming to kids strung out on farts. At least there not shooting up and leaving syringes all over the place.
They said to not to touch one a needle and a aVa are equally dangerous
You have to stick your self with a needle.
If you touch one of those aVas it could spray a cloud of pure fart that was robbed from some ones butt so who knows what disease's it will spread.
Well hows the boy? Hes in a coma and if he comes out of it his breath with always smell like shit.
Damn another bright future lost damn these farts and those aVa pipes
A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
When someone looks like a man and is a man mist likely from france
Jess says pia has a very atmospherical being about him"
Isaac says ahhh yes jes your a genius please don't hurt me