delusional attachment

A made-up delusion where someone believes they are a fictional character, usually used by self diagnosed psychotics on kinsta

Person A: I have a delusional attachment to Nagito Komaeda. Do not separate me from myself. Doubles kys.
Person B: youre just a kinnie

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sexually attached

When you are not emotionally attached to someone but sexually attached to them

I'm sexually attached to you. i don't love you, I love your dick

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Fauxgetful Attachment

"Forgetting" to add your bro to a hilarious email.

"Hey, bro, you forgot to add Bret to your stupid email."
"No I didn't."

Fauxgetful Attachment

Attached Juggling

The action of playing with Astrojaxs. Astrojaxs are often referred to as AJs, so Attached Juggling is an anagram and can also be shortened to AJ.

A term to describe toys similar to Astrojaxs. This includes brand name toys like monkey knuckles (two free moving balls on a string with stoppers at the end) and home maid astrojaxs.

"I like to go to the park and do some Attached Juggling in the fresh air."

"Look at this new Attached Juggling toy I made! Its four wooden blocks on a string. Its no Astrojax but I think its pretty cool"

snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.

kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!

Attachment mom

A mother (biological, adoptive, foster, any legal maternal figure) who is overly attached to their child, or child figure. Generally, this translates to overprotective.

Dude, that guy has an attachment mom. She makes every single decision for him.

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No Strings Attached

One day The Temptations, Jackson 5, Boys II Men, New Edition, and The Four Tops had a baby. And they named it "No Strings Attached". Now six friends, from different backgrounds, come together to make music as sexy, sensual, and seductive as EVER! It's like sex to your ears.....I hope you brought protection......we didn't.

Person 1: "Have you heard about No Strings Attached?!"
Person 2: "What you talkin' bout, nigga?"
Person 1: "They are the best group of voices ever to come together. I booked them for my wedding and they vocally skeeted all over my ear drums."
Person 2: "Haha stupid-ass Jive Turkey, you shoulda wore protection"

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