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Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 3, 2018


an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021


When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.

"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."

by Krenatarr May 1, 2021


Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.

Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”

by Grayskull February 8, 2019


attempted cornbread

when a Brandon anderson Gets Jetted up and pretends not to know something its called attempted cornbread.

What is attempted cornbread brandon? wobble wobble i dont know!

by TwistedMugzru September 9, 2010


attempted mordor

Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.

Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"

by QuacksO June 22, 2023


Attempt

Effort: A determined attempt that is either physical and mental, which is done to achieve the purpose of something, someone, or yourself. Something that is uncertain to work; succeed; when something serves its desired purpose.

I attempt to achieve many purposes with paid attempt, but I don't succeed until I have achieved my own purpose.

by Mindsick December 27, 2021