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When you get 6 strawberries and get your friend to shove a needle in one of them. You have to try eat the one without a needle in it
"Bro I just got my throat torn up lastnight"
"Bro, how?"
"I played Australian Roulette last night
A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
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Hitting a Vape out of another person's anus hole :)
Yesterday Ryan and I were taking Australian Rimmers from each other all night long
A completely different language only spoken by Australians to Australians. Usually constructed of a mess of words that makes sense to those who grew up in Australia.
It's really cool that Donovan grew up in Australia, I wish understood his Australian slang, though.
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A failed party with some outrageous ideas that can't get enough votes, so they kiss up to whoever is in power and enlist a (much) younger generation as their advocates. Instead of focusing on bringing ideas to the parliament table , they rally (usually against petty things), protest, rant, hold up traffic and public transport, use shaming tactics and insults, hassle random passerbys to sign petitions for on the spot "causes" and try to enforce their agenda on to others.
The Australian Greens stood in the supermarket protesting about milk.
Person 1: "There's a greens protest on at the library this week".
Person 2: "Nothing new there, they were protesting there yesterday, and the day before"
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The act of putting chocolate syrup, whipped cream, a cherry, and sprinkles if you wish on a girl's "down under" and then eating it off and out of her. Ice cream optional, hence it will get a little messy. G'day mate ;)
I had a delcious australian sundae last night with this girl i met at outback yesterday, who works at coldstone.
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Not a blowjob. Not at all. It's like a French kiss, but "down under." The entire point of the word is that it's a euphemism for cunnilingus, not fellatio.
Did you see that they used "Australian kiss" as a word during the "Cunning Linguistics" game on On The Spot?
No I didn't. I DID, however, see that they used "an Australian kiss." It sucks that some idiot submitted THE WRONG DEFINITION under a slightly different name, seeing as how the name of the game is a pun on the word "cunnilingus."
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