Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.

"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".

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avoidant personality disorder cure

The realisation that life is a game and every 2 player game has a winner and a loser only in life there billions of players and more than half are the losers therefore why give a fuck about your appearance, about what people think when the ones who are judging you are fodder of the human race, just a bunch of random faces that don't care about you and neither should you.

People who practise the avoidant personality disorder cure usually develop chronic misanthropy

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Avoid Pi Like the Plague

An ill-advised mantra math-anxious folks unquestionably take to heart on hearing it from negative or unhelpful people, who are only contaminating the minds of their listeners with fake mathematical information.

To tell someone to avoid pi like the plague is like telling them that π is a rational number because it can be expressed as the ratio of a circle’s circumference to its diameter.

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avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

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Test Avoidance Syndrome (TAS)

Test Avoidance Syndrome is a legitimate and common disease found in teenagers right before an exam. Common symptoms are sudden illness, procrastination, and the urge not to go to school the next day.

1: "We have that terms quiz tomorrow for APUSH tomorrow..."
2: "Oh... I can't go to school tomorrow... I have Test Avoidance Syndrome (TAS).
1: "#%$&er..."

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avoid like the fucking plague

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

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UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.