aw

Something mean people say when they realize they've done something really life-alteringly hurtful and they try to cover it up by feigning sympathy.

Brian: I'm getting underbite jaw surgery tomorrow. It's a good thing you don't have to go through this.
Beth: Well, I don't. So ha ha.
Brian cries and wants to die.
Brian: I don't understand!!!!
Beth: Aw.

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Awes

A shortening of the word awesome. said by people to make them sound cool when theyre really not. People who say this usually are stupid and think that everybody loves them.

person 1: wow youre so cool!

person 2: no, im awes.

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awful

Filled with awe, especially:
Filled with or displaying great reverence

He did an awful good job of painting the house.

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AWS

Angry Wife Syndrome - The common habit that all married women develop. A tactic used by wives for centuries to intimidate their husbands into getting their way. Also used to deny husbands of any fun.

Man! Poor K-Taur couldn't come out drinking cuz he was afraid of a ration of AWS.

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[AW]

A tag used in various online chatrooms or browser based games, meaning: At Work. This is usually placed before or after a person or players nickname to quickly tell people that they are playing or chatting from a work computer.

|AW|Sampzky

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awes

Social media slang, used to describe something that's awesome, when you don't have the time (nor the character limit) to actually say, awesome. And, if something is extremely awesome, you would say 'totes awes'. It has the same impact as saying: totally awesome, but with 5 less characters.

Pronounced aw-ce

Related to:
awes-ness, noun

Can be substituted with:
incred, adjective

ridic, antonym

Yeah beb, the gallery opening was awes.

Bonnie sends her BFF a text: "Guess what?! I just scored a limited edition Simpsons phone case!"
Her BFF replies: "Awes."

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Awful Awful Challenge

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

Man, I was doing the Awful Awful Challenge after I ate Taco Bell last night.