A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.
Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.
Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?
Alaskan phrase referring to using 3 or more people in a conveyer belt style to remove a dead animal out of a valley or hole usually from hunting but also farm animals.
We had to use a Ketchikan backhoe to retrieve the deer from the creek bottom.
A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.
My man Diesel reached over her back and picked her up off the ground like a backhoe
A dude that fucks another dude for drugs, they enter through the back door! Makes him a BackHoe, notta BagHoe!
He's a BackHoe! Can't afford his addiction, so he's taken it in the back door!
He ain't no Bag Hoe, his nigga ass is a BackHoe!