Bacon

something i can't eat

i can't eat bacon, i'm vegan.

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bacon

The labia of the vagina.

Inner or outer and ranging in appearance from tiny and tidy, through streaky, to full medallions and at the extreme - pieces which someone has attempted to chew, choked on and had to be Heimliched and kept in hospital overnight as a precaution.

I was reading the Victoria's Secret catalogue trying to pick my favourite model, one of them was far more beautiful than the rest but you could tell she had excessive bacon and it made the process so much more taxing.

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bacon

Porky, salty, greasy goodness for any time of day.

see also Kevin Waltman

I could totally go for some bacon right now. Mmmm..hot, salty and greasy in my mouth.

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bacon

The most tastiest food on earth, humans drool at the sight of it. The smell is incredible, only comes second to the taste. bacon can be eaten just about anytime and at any place. Any sane person could not turn down bacon if offered.

I am eating a bacon sandwich.
I love bacon.
I wanna have sex with bacon

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bacon

God's gift to man

Jim: i feel bad for observant jews, they can't enjoy bacon
Tim: indeed. let's go mourn their loss by making a bacon sandwich

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Bacon

A piece of delicious heaven

GUY- i want some heaven
GUY 2- here ya go(hands bacon)
GUY- thanks

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baconize

(v.) To add bacon to anything, such as a Snickers, therefore making it delicious.

Sure, this is good pie, but lets BACONIZE it!

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