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A homosexual man who frequents parkland or commons seeking gay sex with other like-minded individuals. From the expression 'looking for badgers' or 'badger watching' used by such individuals when questioned by the law.
Officer: 'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then?
Respose: I'm just badger watching.
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being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!
it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!
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To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.
'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.
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Means well gud or streetracer
That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road
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(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.
Queen - Badger
Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.
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Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!
I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!
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A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head
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A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me
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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
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