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Male genitalia, particularly the scrotal assembly (scrotum and testicles).
One of the oddest human body parts, no one knows exactly why the scrotal assembly is put together the way it is. However, many scientists now theorize that, much like the worm-lure tongue of the Alligator snapping turtle, the scrotal assembly's appearance evolved as a lure to help prehistoric man catch and kill otherwise deadly wooly mammoths.
When a mammoth was spotted, one man would climb onto a stump, rock, etc. and shout out mammoth calls while dangling his junk in full view of the animal. The mammoth, entranced by this display, would stumble drunkenly toward the man with its mouth watering and its trunk outstretched ready to pluck the sweet sweet prize from the hunter.
Then, suddenly, the rest of the hunters would spring up from behind the bushes and spear the mammoth which, even while dying, would never take its eyes off the bait. Often, the mammoth's mouth would continue to water for an hour or so after death, and while some speculate that this was merely a reflex action, others suspect that as the mammoth's brain shut down, it saw before it a brilliant tunnel of light with hundreds of juicy nutsacks at the end.
After the extinction of the wooly mammoths, the scrotal assembly has become essentially a vestigial appendage whose unique appearance no longer serves a purpose, much like the appendix.
HHHuuuucccgh!!!! It got me right in the bait!
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When something happens that can cause you any danger.
"I almost tripped back there, that was bait.
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"The police just searched me with chron in my shoe, that was bait."
"I almost just got hit by a low flying jet, that was bait."
Tom: i just found out my mom has crabs
Jake: shit thats bait, hopefully when i fucked her i didn't get it.
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(LGBTQ community slang) using false media, pictures/videos, positioning it as your own, in order to get something from someone who is not attracted to you/your gender. (i.e. A gay man using nude photos/videos of girls, as proof that he's a girl, in order to receive/see pictures/videos of a straight man masturbating to the fake content.)
"Yeah, i baited him into sending me a video of him completely naked and jerking off to a fake vid I sent. He thinks my name is 'Sarah'!"
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A fine ass girl or guy that is usually a stuck up jerk or bitch but is so hot yu fuck wit them anyways
Guy: Damn lets hit the clubs and find that female bait
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Hardening you’re cum and using it as fishing bait so you can say a shark ate my son
I used to go fishing till baiting betrayed me
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North east england pit-worker slang for lunch.
"Alreet, whatcha got fer yer bait?"
"Boiled ham."
"Canny."
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