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The national and international day in which the male genitalia and the gods related to them are worshipped, sacrificed for, sacrificed and came on. In the countries of the Atlantic & Baltimore, it is a national day off for all females. Overall a very sombre day where a lot of Meth is consumed.
Me: "Hey mom can we go to Baltimore for Balls day?"
Mom: "No you disappointment of a human being, leave me alone I'm going out with Derrek for the next few weeks, there's kat food in the basement so STFU."
The day that all humans appreciate the miracle that is a set of manly balls.
John - Happy ‘balls appreciation day, Buddy’.
Jody - ‘what would we do without em, eh?’
Owen - ‘directly squirt from asshole’?
On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS
On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.
boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people
boy 2: do you know what today is though
boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK
national suck my balls day
it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.