balls

the correct abbreviation for "eyeballs" as opposed to the common mistake of using "eyes"

Teacher: Now students, I want your balls on me.
*students continue talking*
Teacher: No talking! Put your balls on my face right now!


Tom: ah, its so bright outside
Paul: yeah, the sun is right in my balls!


Gage: My eyelid's are gone!
Paul: that means your balls will be showing all the time!

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balls to it

More popular in the UK, this phrase is used to show disgust or apathy towards something, represented by the 'it'. Similar to fuck it or screw it in the US.

Person 1: Shouldn't we pick up our garbage?
Person 2: Balls to it.

They leave the garbage.

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that's balls

phrase said when something sucks, or is crappy.

alba: where's your key?
elizabeth: i lost it.
alba: that costs 70 dollars to replace!
elizabeth: that's balls!

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Balled

To have sex with, like banged.

I just balled this lovely momma.

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balls

Big, soft, squishy, delicate, and important spherical-ish organs that hang a couple inches below a male's penis. They are kept in a nut sack to regulate the cooler temperature that they need to create sperm. If you hit them on a guy, it is very painful. Guys usually like it when girls feel them and rub them and suck on them.

Oh man, Jenna sucked my balls today and it felt sooo good.

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balls

Can be used in place of Fuck, shit,crap or damnit to express anger, disappointment, disgust, etc.

Teacher: "Alright kids, time for a pop quiz."
Billy: "BALLS!!!"

"Sarah's a terrible cook, her meatloaf tasted like balls"

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Ball On

Cork slang. Depending on the context means "Go on ahead"/"keep going" or "well spotted" Very much a northside version, so uttering this phrase while wearing a tracksuit adds gravity to your statement.

Chap one: "I say, would you care to indulge in a beverage with me?"
Chap two: "Nah, boy. I'm going out with the oul doll. Ball on."

Chap one: "Oh dear. There appears to be a group of drunken lingerie models in the corner who are attracted to men with buzzcuts and homemade indian ink tattoos over there!"
Chap two: "Wha?!? BALL ON!!!"

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