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The Devil's Band-Aid involves fucking a person from behind, then stabbing them in the side as to create a new hole. Then pulling out and fucking the hole you made. Just before you climax you pull out and seal the wound with your semen. This creates a "band-aid" when it dries.
Sonny performed a devil's band-aid on Chelsea, who died an hour later from blood loss.
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What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.
1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"
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to breakup with someone extremely fast.
dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.
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A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
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The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.
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Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.
A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.
I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid
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band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.
We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.