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1. When your partner uses a wet and dirty bandaid as a condom and it gets lost up in her junk.
2. A bandaid covered in puss and discharge
3. The name of a muslim thug formerly known as Sean Oleary.
1. Yo I just gave my girl a dirty bandaid in the shed when my parents weren't home.
2. I saw that nigga Dirty Bandaid across the block the other day, he's a damn thug terrorist.
A golden bandaid is someone or something who just looks good on the outside but is fake and has something bad or dark underneath
“ I love Justin Timberlake”
“Girl, get over him he is just good on the outside, like a golden bandaid”
Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.
“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”
The things school nurses give you even when you break your back.
Me: nurse I broke my wrist playing basket ball
School Nurse: BANDAID
Groupie, Homies. Gromies. GIrls that are there when you need them. or if you wanna be more polite "muses"
I went through a whole pack of bandaids last week. I can barely feel my dick anymore.
when you're talking to yo homie who's half asleep and he has an entire separate conversation in his dream and starts talking about it
Dude1: So what's your favourite flavour?
Dude2: All- all the clergymen rejoice!
Dude1: Grampy's bandaid bro.
Call the bandaid buggy, Joe just broke his ankle.