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Shitty club that wins because of 4 extra players (the 4 officials)
Background: Team A gets 15 penalties in a row after Team A's star player trips on the ball
Team A plays like FC Barcelona
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F. C. Barcelona is the worlds best football club.
F. C. Barcelona keeps trashing the opponents - don't really need to pick out a single match because it happens everytime! Just watch their games.
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When you stick olives all over your partner's body and then stick a pimiento up their butt.
Babe, can we please do the Barcelona Olive Garden tonight? It's my birthday.
A football club that has historically been Real Madrid's bitch, and which has recently found relative glory resulting into the increase of large number of plastic fans.
Football Club Barcelona has ugly jersey. They are also champions of frauds, giving orgy to player's father, illegally bringing kids to academy etc.
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A plastic Barcelona fan is someone is just supporting Barcelona because of their glory. They started supporting the club because of winning titles. Right now when Barcelona are at their lowest have the majority of their fans left because Barcelona is made of plastic. They are probably going to support PSG because of Messi
Common names of people who are plastic fans of this run down club are: Ahmad, Mehmed, Zhang and Stefan
Ali is such a Barcelona plastic fan.
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THIS IS THE SCAREIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN I AM STILL VERY TRAUMATIZED I GET FUCKING NIGHTMARES DONT YOU MINORS DARE WATCH THIS SHIT AND VICTORS POSE IN THE END WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT IM TELLING YOU IT GAVE ME INSOMNIA I DONT SLEEP AND I CANT LOOK AT MILK OR SAUSAGES OR ANYTHING RELATED THIS SHIT WAS DETAILED TOO LIKE EVERY CREVICE OF THE SHIT AND WHY THE HELL WAS VICTOR A BOTTOM TF LIKE IM SO SCARED AND IT GAVE ME PTSD I I WOULD RECOMMEND TO NOT WATCH ITS SO MUCH WORSE THAN YAOI MY DIDE LIKE IT WASNT A LIGHTSABER IT WAS A FULL BLOWN COCK I-
Should I watch yuri on ice night in Barcelona?
You: NO
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A footballer who regularly bangs FC Barcelona.
Sajid : Why does Barcelona-man perform like a man on sildenafil whenever he faces Barcelona?
Farhan : Because, Barcelona are that bang-able.