a phrase used to describe a small penis getting a boner
"Hey look everybody! He's got a hard bard!"
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An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.
Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.
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A selfish, little man with big/hairy feet, who is always disloyal. But who loves a girl named Adam.
Isnโt that little person over there, like big bard?
A "Dungeons and Dragons" Law the states
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
A mixture of the word hard ass and bad ass make up the word bard ass.
Dude Lebron James is such a bard ass.
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A mentally impaired or physically disabled human (likely with an IQ lower than 60) playing the Bard class in the game Aion.
Look at that monkey, it looks like a typical aion bard player
fucking piece of shit sleep - cover - burst - mana drain, bard player everyone please applaud this class takes skill to play
A nickname used to refer to one as a testicle flicker.
Geez, Rob is such a nard bard. I hate him.