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Baseball

A very strategic, complicated, and hard sport to play, but is sure fun to watch.

Lately, not only does America play baseball, but so does Japan, Cuba, Dominican Republic, austraila, South Africa and other countrys compete in something called the World Baseball Classic, kinda like the World Cup only it is a lot more fun to watch.

Many people find baseball boring which is untrue. Baseball is about 10X better to watch if your watching your favorite team play, which is why many TV Stations are based on one baseball team and many baseball announcers are biased for there favorite team. If your not watching your favorite team, then yeah, baseball is boring as hell.

European people can have they're soccer, cuz the Western Hemisphere, Asia, Australia, and South Africa are crazy over baseball not only making it America's pastime, but making it the world's pastime

by Spikesy May 29, 2006

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baseball

a sport that guys who are pussy fagots play during lacrosse season, this sport requires no physical ability at all and is for gay butt pirates.

gay fag- he want to go play baseball
gay fags boy friend- omg baseball is like the best sport ever! the after we finish we can have gay but sex!!!!

by baseball sucks December 17, 2007

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Baseball

A shitty sport for kids who aren’t athletic and can’t run more than 20 feet, requires no skill, and are all douche bags who hate on other sports because they have to compensate for the shitty sport that they play

β€œHey that kid over there plays baseball, oh wait that means he’s a fag”

by Unexplained Smellz May 18, 2019

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Baseball

Baseball is a game that smokers play while smoking marijuana. You hold in the smoke from every hit you take and the first one who breathes the smoke out loses

My lungs are stronger then all my friends i beat all my friends in baseball

by Da Bay Go Crazy December 7, 2008

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Baseball

a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..

Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay

by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd March 15, 2016

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baseball

1)An activity that people only attend to drink beer or eat shitty over priced food.

2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.

3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.

4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.

4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL

Let's go to the baseball game, and get hammered.

My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.

I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.

by truthguyNM March 19, 2010

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baseball

the hardest sport to play, since it is the only sport where you can go 3 for 10 and be considered great. Peyton Manning would be benched if he completed only 3 out of 10 passes and even shaq hits more then 3-10 free throws.Baseball is so hard you can succeed only 30% and make it to the hall of fame.

Baseball is the hardest sport ever!!
Thats why Michael Jordan couldnt even make it out of the minors!!

by jockamopunk27 May 23, 2007

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