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A female bassist is a girl who's too tough to sing and too cool to play guitar. Often stereotyped as lesbian for high amounts of testosterone (a bass is a really heavy, four-stringed guitar). Like other bassists, female bassists come in two styles: reserved and cool, or freaking insane.
Drummer: CRASHboomPOWkaSHING
Guitarist: Dweedddledwee
Singer: Na na na na
Female bassist: DOO DOO DOO DUH DOO
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The walk-dance usually done by female bassists, though can be done by men as well.
Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.
D'Arcy Wretzky of Smashing Pumpkins is always doing the bassist shuffle.
Really suckey musician who says he is the best, but really needs the most work. Bassists need not play because of their unability to be heard.
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Actual meaning: Someone who plays bass.
My opinion on some bassists:
Some bassists try to take control of everything and whine if they dont get their own way. The reason is that because they learn lots of different scales, modes, arpegios etc.. and they think they are musical geniouses because they no all these and try to use them in each note, when really its so easy to play scales on the bass. They dont realise that on guitar scales are far more complex and envolve more technique as well as linking them to even more complex chords etc..
Whiney Bassists need to learn that they are not master musicians just because they no some very simple scales.
1. Hello, i play bass for a band.
2. Im amazing at bass and know everything about music because i can play a blues scale!!
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A person who doesn't care for most races, and just happens to play the bass, whether it be orchestral or guitar.
Guy #1: Damn, man, what happened to mike?
Guy #2: he was being a real racist bassist, and got his ass handed to him by a hispanic gang...
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A person who at first has a lot of friends and then ditches them for her his girlfriend then ditches his girlfriend for his friends then ditches his friends for his girlfriend and so-on. In the end he cant figure out what to do. Also doesn't get past "first base".
Chuck: Yo. Paul is such an Unreliable Bassist!
Ricky: Yeah he is always with his girlfriend Cindy!
Chuck: He never chills with us anymore!
Nick: Hey, Paul! You never chill with your girlfriend! whats up with that?
Paul: Well I felt like i ditched you guys so i want to chill with you guys again!
Nick: But now your ditching with your girlfriend!!
Paul: Wow, your right! I have to chill with her!
Nick: Choose who you want to hang out with! Your being such an Unreliable Bassist!
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The coolest people in the band, and for some reason the most underepreciated. They are two unlikely heroes who band together to take out those snooty guitarists and man-whore singers. They are the heart and sole of music. They also are (normaly) best friends, and they get most of the girls because they aren't drug-addicts and crawling with STDs like the singers and guitarists.With the exception of an occasional guitar solo, bass and drums are the best.
Wow, Cliff Burton and Lars Ulrich (in Metallica had a great Bassist-Drummer relationship..... and probably got all of the girls
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