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The act of anal fisting a girl while pouring water on her constantly and screaming as loud as you can, simulating the sound of a battleship.
Dude last night was dope, me and this girl were doing Turkish battleships!
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When the wheels on your car have too high of an offset. In otherwords the wheels dont sit flush with the fenders and your car is known as a 'sunken battleship'.
HAHAHAHA, you put 17x7 +42 on your 240sx so it looks like a sunken battleship you fool!!!
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A person who uses sleight of hand to move a ship on their own board in which the opponent successfully hit, and now becomes a miss. This tactic is almost always done when there is nobody else watching over the game, as it's difficult to prove that the person cheated otherwise. These kind of people are so obsessed with winning that winning is more important to them than friends, or even family. They're usually left to sit at the dinner table alone each night.
The most common Battleship cheaters are around 30-45 years of age and usually involves a stepson because they are insecure of losing a game to a 10 year old, even if said game is based almost entirely on luck.
Kid #1: "A4!"
*Stepdad scratches head with one hand while moving his Cruiser to the B row*
Stepdad: "Miss!"
Kid #2: "Hey I saw you move your ship. I cannot believe you are a Battleship cheater!"
The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.
Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.
A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.
I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.
Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.
Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.
A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.
When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.
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