Beaked

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth

Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked

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beaked

To be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.

David's front foot slipped and he beaked himself.

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Beaked

To get punched in the nose

If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.

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beaking

Stick your middle finger in your girls arse and your thumb in her cunt. Touch the tips of your thumb and your middle finger to make a "beak" like action. They love it.

Things were getting hot and heavy in bed. I took the opportunity to slip my middle finger in her arse, thumb in her cunt and give her a good beaking. It was then the priest asked that we leave the church service and not return (until later that day..)

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beak

A term used by Canadians meaning "to make fun of"

Dude, are you mad cuz I was beakin you, eh?

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beaking

To flatten ones nose by running it over with a train

Sarahs accidental beaking left her boyfriendless for several years.

Falling asleep on train tracks will get you beaked!

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Beak

Common alternative to the term 'head', often referred to when receiving or giving oral copulatory pleasure.

This great looking women gave me beak last night ...

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