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Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
Oh my god Drew gave me an Alaskan bear trap last night, we couldn't get his ball out!
It is when you tear the bill off of a duck and staple it to your penis and then poke the duck with the bill until it dies.
My friend has a fetish for Egyptian Bear Traps.
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Same as the montana rabies shot, except for the end result. While getting road head, the man burns the back of his female companions neck with a cigarette lighter, but is not able to get his dick out of her mouth in time, causing the female to clamp down and bite off his dick.
Dude-"Can you help me doc?"
Doctor-" I am not sure, this is one of the most severe Montana Bear Trap Ive ever seen. We can attempt to sew the penis back on, do you have whats left of it?"
Dude-"No, she spat it out the window."
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When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.
A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.
Katherine added to that guys humiliation by giving him a rusty bear trap after she killed him.
the process of tying a girl to a bed by her feet, and fucking her in the asshole until you cum in her
Hey John, have you and Sara tried the alaskan bear trap yet?
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