A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.
Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!
some stupid cunt who thinks hes perfect and better than everyone else and he is an embarrassment to other people. he will forever be a dumb cunt with a toxic past and a toxic present
hey you know that stupid fuck named Lucas BEATTY" and he says "oh yeah that toxic cunt what about him" and i say "HIS DADDY DID THE DEAD"
A sexy young guy who is all ways wanting to have a girl
This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af
Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty