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I agree with the other definition the other person said about this school. The school is separated with 2 campuses, one in the middle of nowhere and the other in the crap city of Worcester. The one in Worcester has only 2 buildings for the school, and the rest of the campus is a super small community of apartment houses that is constantly patrolled by campus police (they walk into the dorms as they please and close your doors and lock you out if your not in there even though your next door). If you like eating the same thing every single day, this is the perfect place for you (Cheeseburgers, fries, pizza, grilled cheese, tortillas with hardly any meat, no trays, bootleg soda; RC Cola; cups that are found everywhere on campus; in bathrooms, on the streets, in random places; a sandwich guy who does not know how to make a simple peanut butter sandwich). Less than 1/10 of the school lives on campus, more than 8/10 of the school population is females, which you can find most of them coughing up a lung outside of classes from smoking. Activities? Only a few people attend, maybe one to three? Oh, did I mention you can't have fun here? You can't have any parties, you can't drink even if your 21+, if you get caught drinking, they charge you with a fine of up to $25 (You will have to go see Tyrone! A big guy with huge lips). Oh and don't bother considering the "free laptop" thing, its a rip off. The dorms are a piece of shit, the only good one is Cedar Hall, the ONLY one they will show you in tours of the college campus. Think you will have your own parking spot? WRONG! People will park in the parking lot that don't have a parking permit and campus police claims "They can't do anything about it". Don't expect big parties on the weekends, because everyone goes home on the weekends. If you like random nerds going into your dorms to play video games from morning till past midnight, this place would be perfect for you. Enjoy your music while you can, because they will tell you to turn it down. There's nothing to do, AT ALL, around here, so you get to sit in your room all day and play video games! Yay!
Girl: So, what school do you go to?
Guy: Becker College
Girl: What's that?
Girl: Where do you go for school?
Guy: BC
Girl: Boston College?
Guy: Lets just leave it at BC
WARNING: Just don't even come to this school.
The criminal justice program has been here for a looong time and it still isn't accredited for the Quinn Bill
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The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman
Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!
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A god. The offspring of Chuck Norris and Satan, this behemoth of muscle and rage can not be stopped. If you ever see him be glad ... this is because he is allowing you to live.
Tony Becker would bitch slap Jesus so hard he'd go away for another 3 days.
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Lucy is the best person you will ever meet. She always puts her friends and family first. Lucy will try and hide her feeling sometimes and needs lots of support (a hug will do the trick). It's easy to fall in love with her because of her wicked sense of humor and her big heart. Lucy is understanding and will always try and keep letting you know you're loved. Lucy is beautiful and a great friend. I can guarantee that at some point you will fall in love with everything about her.
Lucy Becker is so beautiful.
Mrs Becker is a term used for a teacher, saying Mrs Becker means that the teacher is gun as and probably is everyone's favourite teacher.
"Hey you know that teacher, shes definitely a Mrs Becker"
"ah that teacher is gun as must be a Mrs Becker"
"HERR BECKER" is a teacher who is very bad at his job as a teacher and never teaches his students he just screams at them. Legends also say that his penis is so small it is the size of an electron and that hes so ass at shooters that he just always is a commentator for his teammates to act like hes good at anything to his students and twitch chat.
person 1: Why did you score so low on the test?
person2: Herr Becker didn't teach me and just screamed at me instead of teaching
Similar to a tequila slammer or tequila suicide
1. snort the salt
2. shoot the tequila
3. serve the lemon (throw it in the air and hit it)
this imitates boris beckers serve where
his head is over the ball
then he throws the ball up
then hits the ball
I spent most of last night on the floor where i joined my lemon slices after a hard night of doing boris beckers
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