bedroom gangsta

Usually a white or Asian male who maintains a very dull appearance and demeanor by day (e.g Michael Bolton from Office Space), but once in the bedroom, adopts a very belligerent, profane attitude and language towards his female partner, thus acting and sounding like a "gangsta".

"Yeah man, I heard Andy's all bedroom gangsta and shit. His girlfriend told me the other day he was wearing a doo-rag in bed, telling her 'clothes off, ass up, face down, bitch!'"

"You mean accounting-non-fat-soy-mocha-Andy??"

"Werd"

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bedroom eyes

eyes that are big, dreamy, sultry, bold, and seductive, and are so beautiful that when someone looks into them, they get lost inside.

that man has bedroom eyes
ohhhh boyyyyyyy :)

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Bedroom Musk

The smell associate with sex.

It smells like bedroom musk up in here.

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Bedroom Bisexual

Someone who gets a hard on when they see a sexy man or woman. Someone who would have sexual relations with a man or a woman. But would only date or marry someone of the opposite sex.

Someone who's ultimate fantasy is to suck cock while they have sex.

Adam: Dam that girl has some nice boobs! I wanna suck on them!

Rob: Yeah man she is hot!

Adam: Dam look at that guys tight ass! I wanna go down on him!

Rob: Gross dude... Don't you have a girlfriend?

Adam: Yeah bro I'm a bedroom bisexual

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Bedroom Banger

Songs that is meant to provoke a feeling of sexual lust in the bedroom or nightclubs. Often characterized by sexual lyrics and suggestions for sexual activities.

-A couple of the guys went to the Rihanna Loud tour concert, "Skin" was one of her bedroom bangers and her moves backed up her lyrics. A lot of them were both aroused and pissed off when a girl got on stage to be lapdanced by Rihanna.

-I invited my girl last night to chill at my place, started making out with her over a bedroom banger from Usher.

bedroom unpleasantness

Sexual intercourse.

Roger: "Henrietta, I must insist, if we are to propagate the family line, you're just going to have to jolly well buck up, lie back and think of England."
Henrietta: "Oh, Roger, I thought you'd never ask! Let's head upstairs for some bedroom unpleasantness forthwith"

Dead Bedroom

Referring to lack of sex in a long term relationship.

"He won't touch me anymore, it seems like we are now having a dead bedroom"