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The act of making a hole in the bed sheets facing your significant others nose, farting and lifting your legs up and down so that the scent is waft into their nasal cavity, bonus points if they start coughing
Person 1: my wife still isnt talking to me
Person 2: after that Belgian bagpipe
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: Haha nice.
British. To quote the Profanisaurus, 'a vile and non-specific sex act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop'.
Whatever it is it's rarely heard outside of Viz and, depending on exactly what you take it to mean, rarely seen either, thank Christ.
I offered him a Cleveland steamer and the filthy cunt's only asked if I do Belgian biscuit.
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Justine performed a very timely Belgian Curtsy to help Luc forget about the whole Ardennes situation that had riven their world.
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1. When one takes a shower that does not fully get one clean or necessarily eliminate all of the odors on the onel.
The shower simply causes the odors on the individual to congeal into one musty scent composed of the various scents on the individual. One can take a belgian shower by refusing to use soap and simply basking in water, or by taking a shower in Belgium.
2. When an individual lives on a diet of beer, waffles, and chocolate for a period of time long enough to get severly dehydrated and once dehydrated urinates the grossest urine imaginable on another individual.
1. John: Damn, that girl is gorgeous, but she smells like ass, sperm, sweat, and perfume all congealed into one.
Frank: Dude we're in Belgium... she only takes belgian showers.
2. Dude I on my tour of Europe I ended up getting really fucked up, I visited this little country and lived off beer, waffles and chocolate for like a week and now I'm in some porno giving some fat bitch a belgian shower.
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Like a French Kiss but with more phlegm.
Andy didn't want to shag that bird last night, she gave him a belgian kiss.
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The flatulence like sound of air escaping as a woman pleasures herself with a sexual aid.
I was watching this porno and this bitch was so stretched every time she rammed that thing in it made the most disgusting farting sound, like Belgian karaoke.
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The act of a male ejaculating into an anus (male or female) and then the reciever farts into the males face spraying semen and thus creating a snowstorm effect.
"The other night I was fucking this bitch in the ass and she turned around and gave me a belgian snowstorm."
"A what?"
"A Belgian snowstorm, she farted my load into my face."
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