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Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

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bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere

I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.

by zachnnn April 29, 2007

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benching

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.

There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.

by Arquin (Gorgonnash Horde) May 10, 2009

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BENCH

To Bench: To insert an object into the jap-eye of your penis.

What did you do with that pill?

-I benched it.

by Andycantskate December 11, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


BENCH

Another word used to describe a digital scale or triple beam (mostly used for weighing drugs).

I hope you got a "bench" this time cause it wasn't right last time.

by 2-Shay March 17, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


bench

A group of elitists who practise very exclusionary techniques. From bench meaning gang hangout.

I went by the Bench today and barely made it past with my life.

by Alex J. July 12, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


bench

clothing brand worn by chavs

"I've got a Bench coat, t-shirt, and jeans"
"You fucking chav"

by Jarc July 18, 2007

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