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a phrase or expression that pierces through the silence in a lull in conversation, often bearing no relevance to anything prior in the conversation.
The Bennettism is a profound outpouring of a persons sub concious, without the filtering process applied by the brain to the speech before it is verbalised
The orginator of this term was Gordon Bennett in the late 19th century
A: Lovely weather we're having
B: Yes, quite
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C : Imagine if we were all made of cheese?
A: ?
B: ?
C: I think i may have made a slight Bennettism there chaps
a very special person often capable of producing pointless and often entertaining sayings as a result of personal experiences which are often at the centre of personal jokes.
Person: I had a blueberry muffin the other day, it was blue.
Friend: o dear what a bennett .
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The hard hitting, immense, chainmail and leather trouser wearing bad guy off the best film that has ever been absconded onto film... Commando. People think that Arnie's quotes are funny and good, they have nothing on this bastards. Is currently letting off some steam while planning revenge on John Matrix with that double crossing bastard General Franklin Kirby
Piss Ant Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter!
Bennett: Put the knife away, and shut your mouth! I love listening to your, little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too!
Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots!
Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing! Matrix and I could kill every one of them! In a blink of an eye, remember that!
Arius: Are you trying to frighten me?
Bennett: I don't have to try! When Matrix finishes the job,
He'll be back for his daughter! Now, whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter! Then he'll be after you! Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is me!
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he is a very nice person, deals with drama like a girl but hes cuddly and nice. his favourite sport is soccer, normally blonde
will bennett is good at soccer
bennett is the most amazing guy you will ever meet he is sweet and is very good with women. he is an amazing boyfriend. he will compliment you alot but hes pretty shy and clingy
bennett your an amazing boy friend
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Bennettes the quitest guy you can ever meet, hes also one of the cutest guys on earth, he usually has more then one girlfriend, He can smile and make girls fall. His favorite colors blue and usually has a sibling or more.He likes both guys and girls but leans more towards straight then bi.
Bennettes girlfriends are the prettist girls ever
Isnt bennette so hot?
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he is normally very single, gets his heart broken. one day he'll find someone with the same value as him. soccer legend