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dingle berries

From the Latin, dinglus berripimatae, hanging from butt-eye

Hardened, dried coagulation of poo-poo and/or other human excretion which forms on the fur surrounding the opening of the anal cavity.

Sorry I'm late. I called in someone to extract my dingle berries this morning, and it took longer than expected.

by Chaz Mataz February 26, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


dingle berry

A brown stained toilet paper ball hanging from an asshole hair.

While washing my ass I found a dingle berry floating in my bath water.








by Dave Of dingle berry Texas October 24, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dingle Berry

Dingle Berry is a mispronunciation of David Dimblebyโ€™s surname. This must be a source of great embarrassment to the poor bloke when you consider the widely accepted definitions of the phrase.

Tonight's Question Time (a BBC TV programme) was introduced by David Dingle Berry.

by Captain_Kirk October 4, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dingle Berry

a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.

Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!

by nilly jean May 23, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dingle berry

a big ball of shit that hangs down from your ass hair

tyler has a dingle berry

by yo yo March 24, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


dingle berry

the true definition of the word dingle berry lies here.
a dingle berry is the little pieces of toilet paper that are entangled in the hairs of the pubic or anal regions. usually these pieces have a brownish tint and are crusty in nature. They resemble cocoons on a spiders web. they usually hurt when trying to remove because they require pulling out the hair they are stuck to straight from the follicle.

Man, I was so pumped!!!!!
You know that hot girl I met at the bar, well we went to do a 69 but as I moved closer to her snatch, it resembled a dingle berry patch!!!!!!!!!!!

by IFILLALLHOLES November 28, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


dingle berries

little pooplets that hang from the ass hairs; they also go nicely in cobbler.

"dang, i got some nasty dingle berries in my crack... mmmm, this cobbler is delicous. what kind is it?"

by herpe October 9, 2003

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