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n. skateboard or surfing trick where rider makes a quick 180 degree heelside turn using their front hand as an anchor on a wave or a banked piece of pavement while grabbing the toeside edge of board with the free hand.
Did you see him do that sick bert? It was like he was surfing concrete!
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Falling asleep on XBOX Live, preferably in a party with your friends.
Where happened to Joe?
He probably pulled a bert with his hand in a bag of chips.
You better not do a bert again tonight.
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1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.
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Bert. Other wise known as breaking of the wind.
The dog berted 5 or 6 times yesterday.
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a nameless kid at a party.
When doing a girl anal you pull out and leave a shit stain inbetween the eyebrows...Like a unibrow
Yo bert how much beer you got?
Yo bitch I gave you a Bert.
Artie Sanchez gave Joe Cool a Bert.
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what happens when your playing a video game and your sister starts lagging the internet because shes watching porn
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1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.
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