reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.

That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!

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Bestiality Deflection

The slippery slope fallacy that gay marriage will lead to marriage between humans and animals. Used by rightwing bigots who are frequently self-loathing repressed homosexuals. Notable users of this argument include Senator Rick Santorum and assorted dumbasses at the Drudge Retort.

If you allow gay marriage, the next thing will be marriage between a man and a horse!

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Bestiality Boy

1) A guy that likes to fuck animals. This ranges from dogs, to his favorite, horses.

2) The name of a website. (www.bestialityboys.com)

"Hey, fuck a horse with me! It's fun!"

"Um...no."

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Bestialic Banter

When someone enters into humorous discourse redgarding sexual relations with members of the great animal kingdom.

Please lay off the bestialic banter in front of my mother. She's not as sexually open minded as most.

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bestial eroticism

A sick sexual urge for a hunter of large animals to fantasize as well as act out these fantasies of sexual intercourse upon their prey. This is typified by stickers on the back of their truck window displaying an animal and a double entendre worded below that could be taken as "hunter slang" but is really "animal sex code" for the initiated.

Hey Wilbur, did you see that Elk I tagged last night? I took my "Best Shot" and showed that "Bad Boy" who was boss, and it was a "Full Load". Next week when the bow hunt starts, I'm gonna "Give him the Shaft!". Just don't tell anyone that this is code for bestial eroticism...... shhhhhhhh.

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bestial entrapment

Occurs when a man in the army tricks an animal into providing sexual favors.

Dude! That's not right! I think you can get arrested for bestial entrapment.

Damn.

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borderline bestiality

A fetish where a person is romantically involved with or attracted to extremely ugly people.

John: I heard Jack is dating the new girl at work with the upside-down pear shape and muscle back.

Fred: Yea, he's into borderline bestiality. It's a fetish.

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