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Beto

He got cheated on but then he drank lots of chocolate milk to cope with his sadness and now he's a tall king. He looks like Edgar and is very ghetto. He is an angry crier. He doesn't like to shower so he's a bit tan. He is a businessman who will give you a nice cut.

Damm beto got me looking fresh now.

by ChiquieMami February 4, 2022


Beto Charms

While at a bukake party, you suck the cum from a male prostitute’s cock into your mouth, then force-spit the cum in another male prostitute’s ass who hasn't cum yet. Then have the guy with the cum in his ass squeeze his butt cheeks together, wait three minutes, and shit the cum into an empty buttermilk jug. Repeat process until jug is full. Store buttermilk jug in the refrigerator until morning when the cold cum can be poured over a bowl of lucky charms. It’s important you force spit the cum into the ass of one of the guys who hasn’t cum yet, or, according to the leprechaun, you will lose the luck in the charms

Several days before class elections, I made Beto Charms every day in the morning in hopes that the luck would help get me elected class president.

by Major Peeler October 11, 2019


Beto Mode

Is when u get high off of as much shit as u can from everybody else.. then pack as much as u can carry. (Includung other people's stuff lol sometimes) and walk all the way across town cuz you don't want to use the last of ur money for the ride u need to buy the drugs. Then walk the rest of the way to wherever ur gonna be staying sometimes the process could take all day into the night. So where comfortable shoes

Damm I waited so long for my ride I said fuck it and whent into Beto Mode.

by Peoples champ beto October 19, 2023


BETO CHAMPION

A Want To Be BadAss Who's Controlling Over Situations And People He Has No Right Over . Gets Mad When It's Not His Way, And Believes Everything He Makes Up I'm His Head... DONT BE A BETO!!

DONT BE A BETO CHAMPION

by blank heart November 13, 2022