someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

Is there anything better than pussy

Yes a really good book

Is there anything better than pussy, yes a really good book. Rip vine

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better than you

amazing, sexy and down right perfect you however are a dipshit!!

You suck! I am better than you!

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Minecraft better than fortnite

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

better than pie

Jammo

Jammo is better than pie

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better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

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I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

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