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someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".
1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!
2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.
3. Bill Gates goes to college.
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A man who refuses to pull out before ejaculating because he’s obsessed with pumping his junk into everyone on the planet, just like Little Willy Billy Gates of Hell.
Melinda wanted me to pull out but I went the full Bill Gates because I want her to give birth to my genetically modified organism.
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Invented the Mac, founder of Intel, own 120% of the government. best of all, he owns Nintendo. Born 2000 BC, died 1987 AD due to bite in the frontal lobe.
Hey, did you see the new Bill Gates computer? it sucks, i'm going back to windows.
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Having an insane amount of money.
I used to be ballin', but now I'm bill gating!
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A man ridiculed and envied for his wealth, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!111
Person2: Last year he gave more towards polio research than every government in the western world. When he dies his son will only get $10 million dollars of inheritance; the rest will go to charity.
Person1: Bill Gates is Hitler!
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Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.
An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.
I'm rich bitch!
- Bill Gates
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A very rich and successful entrepreneur, and one of the founders of Microsoft.
While people like Steve Jobs under Apple have often led the way in terms of innovation, it was Bill Gates that made it affordable, and brought it to the masses.
His software is incredibly successful, and he's freaking rich. But that's okay, because through the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation, he has donated so much money to the greater good it's not even funny.
Love him or hate him, we should at least respect him.
Personally, I prefer Apple, but I do respect Bill Gates for being so influential, and especially charitable.
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