Billy Mays Day

The Event In Honor Of The Legendary TV Pitcher Billy Mays It Is Common For Every People In America Wear A Blue Polo And Khaki Pants On That Tradition It Will Be First Officialy Observed On June 28,2019 In Honor Of The 10th Death Anniversary Of Billy Mays

Hmmmmm I Wonder What I Should Wear Tomorrow
Me:I Should Wear A Blue Shirt And Khaki Pants Tomorrow Because It’s Because It’s Billy Mays Day Tomorrow

Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

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The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

Billie May

Billie May is a gorgeous girl who loves to hang out with her friends and go out, once your her friend she latched on to you and will always be by your side, she’s super good at arguing, so don’t get on her bad side, you could get hurt. She’s also super sexy and only hangs out with cool girls, she only has a few friends because she hates everyone !

Person 1: Look it’s Billie May!
Person 2: wow she is cool.