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Patricia bland

some black girl shes stupid

bruh its Patricia bland lets leave shes so stupid

by quandle bingle balls December 1, 2022


bland stand

When you hook up with someone for a one-night stand but it wasn't as good as you'd thought it'd be.

"So did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"Yeah but it was a total bland stand."

by BlueFanta December 4, 2016


bland bitch

A bitch that is bland as hell and does something rude

β€œEmily riTchardson is a bland bitch”

by Nip nip February 18, 2018


sandra bland

A black female who was murdered by a police officer in Waller County Jail center who was dead in her mug shot #whathappendtosandybland

Sandra Bland was killed and harassed by Texas Police Officers.

by BlackLivesMatter July 23, 2015

18πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Bland Mine

Noun. Used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.

Fred: Yeah, I was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.

Bill: Looks as if you trod on a Bland Mine.

by Dr.Erdbeer October 24, 2010

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Barbara Bland

A woman who in all aspects of life is plain. She is not an "outside of the box" kind of girl. She always chooses the same dull things and never tries anything different.

Barbara Bland dresses the same, eats the same plain food, and maintains the same simple style through out the years.

Rather than a peppercorn steak and Spicy noodle she is a chicken and rice kind of gal.

I'm having a dinner party tonight, but not sure what to make since Barbara Bland is coming; Toast it is!

by Debbie.D October 30, 2009

3πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

by CasetteFM September 11, 2009

74πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž