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From HIMYM: If a blitz leaves the room, the laws of physics stop and the laws of awesome triple. Meaning, something awesome will happen.
- "We're totally going to have a movie night with soda and ice cream tonight!"
- "Naah, It's a good night for playing Super Mario Kart. Peace out!"
*a brief pause*
- "THAT NAKED CHICK JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN HERE! Blitz doesn't know what he missed.."
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To Blitz, is to freeze. One might use this term to describe the weather.
Rosie: "Mate, its blitzing!!".
Becky: "Not even chapping?!"
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When someone "calls" something you can say blitz to counter their "call". U can also use the "no blitz" that's when you call something. In order to be safe u say "no blitz" so no one can "blitz" your call.
"I call shotgun."
"blitz"
I call shotgun no blitz
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We fight to live, we live to fight, we don't give a shit, what's wrong or what's right!
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Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.
Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!
Cheerleader: What the fuck!?
Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*
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Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.
The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
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A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
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