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The first weekend in May when the entire town of Winchester, VA goes crazy. Vendors come out and set up carnival-style games on the Old Town Mall aka Midway. Apple Blossom is also notorious for being a drinking holdiay. There are parties everywhere and drunk people stagger around the town like nobody's business. The town sets up fireworks and there are three parades on Friday, Sturday, and Sunday. Schools close normally for a few days for an extended weekend and the Apple Blossom colors, pink and green, are everywhere. It is supposed to celebrate the blooming of the apple blossoms throughout the land...fuck that lets just get drunk.
Last year at Apple Blossom I filled my camelback with beer and walked around all day on Midway with friends playing ridiculious carnival games.
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When a group of armed soldiers fire indiscriminately and kill everything in all directions.
"The incoming Fire was coming from a unknown direction so we let loose a death blossom on the street"
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A cherry Blossom is a type person with a beautiful soul. A perfect example of what it is like to be a perfect human being. Cherry blossoms are always kind, polite, and witty. not only are they physically beautiful beyond all compared, but are often seen as the girl of your dreams. it's similar to calling some one a peach. it can be seen as a higher compliment.
that girl right there... she a true cherry blossom.
i met this cherry blossom of a girl this weekend. talk about perfect
i was walking through the room and there were a few cherry blossoms walking through, my heart stopped.
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An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.
That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.
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From the movie "The Last Starfighter", the Death Blossom is a uni-directional super weapon which fires all over the place, hitting everything within range.
If you are taking on a whole bunch of people, you could be said to be doing a "Death Blossom".
Some would say that Jessica Lynch used a "Death Blossom" to damage Neo-Cons, Feminists, the Right, and the Left, simultaneously.
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1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
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When you fist a girl's asshole and open your hand when your hand is fully in her ass.
Wow he just anal blossomed her ass!