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Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.
John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.
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Blumpkin-When a girl or guy sucks your fucking dong when taking a massive poo.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend game me the best blumpkin ever.
Guy 2: really what the motherfucking shit is that.
Guy 1: its means i was dropping a massive deuce when she sucked my weiner off.
Guy 2: really you lucky son of a bitch you came and pooped at the same time i wish i new what feels like.
Guy 1: its the best feeling ever, I was cumming and shitting at same time.
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A nickname for Virgina Governor, Glenn Youngkin.
Virginia Governor Glenn Blumpkin is a fascist who targets public school educators, who are absolute angels.
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The fine art of recieving oral pleasure while defacating.
Josh's mom gave me great blumpkin and then wiped me afterwards.
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Where a man is taking a shit and a women polishes his knob
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verb: When a man receives a blowjob while on the toilet or taking a dump.
Emily was super drunk and she totally gave me a blumpkin.
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